Spring Potpourri

HAS IT COME TO THIS!
       Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian-sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Keisha, Jamal and Deshawn. I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston saying ... "Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Deshawn be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! B&*%! be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE S$&T!"

From the WorldNetDaily Web Site:

"You can be sure if there were too many 'black' names assigned to hurricanes, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee would instead be complaining that this practice unfairly stereotypes blacks as violent. Let's hope this silly storm blows over!"

Another, Greg Cook, says, "This is ridiculous. How about naming the storms after gang members, or infamous criminals? How about not having any name at all associated with hurricanes?"

Regina Roberston writes: "We should only name hurricanes for foreign officials who are in hiding or considered to be terrorists, or assisting terrorists. We could name the hurricanes after known illegal immigrants, since they are both unwanted and unwelcome anyway. Or how about we only choose French names, so the fear of hurricanes will be put to rest?"
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33896


Webmaster Note: I have to say that this one is probably over the top for even us but is does bring some real insight in the changes that are happening around us. There was a time when being an American meant something good. That was when we all came together to be a united country. Now with "political correctness" we see Spanish becoming a second language. (Let alone American Ebonics...Don't you have to speak English to be an American Citizen?) Afro-American has become a standard definition. We are all Americans and if we don't get it together, we will continue to tear ourselves apart as a country. Imaging having to wage a war against someone when we can't even speak to each other in the same language.

Why We Miss Bill Clinton

    Number 1 - He played the sax.
    Number 2 - He smoked weed.
    Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
    Number 4 - His wife works, he doesn't and he gets a check from the government every month.
    Number 5 - The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

Apples and Wine


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.